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The Oregon Duck mascot has been suspended for one day for kicking the shit out of the Houston Cougar. The Cougar ripped of one of the Ducks trademark routines, doing push ups to represent points after a touchdown, inciting the Duck to run over and give the Cougar a smack down while the Houston Cheerleaders looked on and laughed.

Click here to see why ducks are tougher then cougars.

Most of us have at some point in our masturbatory careers, fired off a couple loads of baby batter to Britney Spears. But those days have long since past. The once clean and tight queen of statutory rape fantasies, appeared on stage at the VMA awards looking like a used up whore. For the first time in her stage career, men across the country wished she was wearing more as the pudgy Spears stumbled through her dance routine and badly lip synced in a 2 piece that showed off the disgusting side effects of pregnancy. Men will tolerate stupidity and lack of talent from a female celebrity if they are young, hot, and slutty. 1 of 3 doesn’t get it, its time to throw in the towel Brit.

Click HERE to see Britney make an ass of herself.

Corn-fed beef prevails but Grass-fed surprises.

The Man Counsel team was busy this weekend trotting around the County Fair, driving tractors, shooting shit with guns, and hosting a Corn-fed vs. Grass-fed beef showdown. In the end Corn-fed’s mouth-watering marbling came out on top with 7 of 10 votes.

Man Counsel purchased the grass-fed beef from Tallgrass Beef of Kansas and the corn-fed beef was obtained from a Nebraska meat counter. Beef was cooked rare and sprinkled with a touch of Jim Balderidge.

Overall the corn-fed looked better and blew grass-fed out of the water with its savory texture. Grass-fed had the edge with a full-on beef flavor which stole 3 votes as a result. 30% market share isn’t bad based on flavor alone. As a result…

Man Counsel endorsement: Beef.

It can be grass-fed, corn-fed, candy-cane-fed, whatever; it’s all better than whatever the hell Clint Eastwood eats.

If she visits popsugar.com she is. I didn’t want to give them a direct link to increase their traffic (because everyone know that mancounsel is a thriving net metropolis right now) but here it is anyway: Stupid Whore Article

To be honest, I didn’t actually read that article. But it’s safe to say that any woman who actually reads shit like that on a regular basis is a raging whore. (Any man who reads it plays for the pink team.)

There’s only one piece of internet media having to do with Paris Hilton that is relevant to being a normal man, and a good portion of it is filmed in night vision.

Americans throw away $15 Billion/year due to non-compliance with Man law #89.

MSN reports that bottled water is a $15 billion dollar industry. Last year, we each drank 28.3 gallons of bottled water. We drink more bottled water than beer… If your household is still purchasing bottled water, let me remind you that even San Francisco has outlawed the purchase of bottled water with government funds.

Therefore, If you buy bottled water you’re less of a man than San Francisco.

Most people don’t know this. I didn’t even know this until today. But it may surprise you to learn that Clint Eastwood is a vegan.

Here is proof:

“I take vitamins daily; but the bare essentials- not what you’d call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit, vegetables, tofu, and other soy products.”

- Clint Eastwood

There really isn’t a lot to say about this- it’s just further proof that a man who is regarded as an icon of masculinity isn’t as far from the emo fag hipsters who infest this world as we thought.

If you’re a hetero, non-drug using, white male you’re safe, despite the recent campaigns to convince us otherwise…

“In fact, according to a 1998 study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, a disease-free man who has an unprotected one-nighter with a drug-free woman stands a one in 5 million chance of getting HIV. If he wears a condom, it’s one in 50 million. He’s more likely to be struck by lightning (one in 7,000,000).”

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