Man Counsel

In the elevator today, on that tiny news screen that everybody stares down to avoid eye contact, it reported that Princess Dianna may or may not have been pregnant when she died a few years ago.  Later, I saw an article that claimed images were released of her before she died.  My question to the world: Who fucking cares?  I must admit I have no idea who she is. I’m pretty sure she’s British because those blokes love to add titles to their names and pretend they mean something.  

Of all the millions of people who’ve died in the world, you decide to spend 30 seconds telling me that this Princess may or may not have been pregnant and the world will likely never know.  Wow. 

I know of many respectable people who have died in just this last year.  Pick up any local newspaper and glance the obituaries; a handful of heroes have died this week.  There are soldiers, ranchers, businessmen, stuntmen, and others dieing every day that contributed to society more than we’ll ever understand.  Yet I’m reading about the British Ben-ifer on my way to work.

Hell, she’s not even attractive.