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Corn-fed beef prevails but Grass-fed surprises.

The Man Counsel team was busy this weekend trotting around the County Fair, driving tractors, shooting shit with guns, and hosting a Corn-fed vs. Grass-fed beef showdown. In the end Corn-fed’s mouth-watering marbling came out on top with 7 of 10 votes.

Man Counsel purchased the grass-fed beef from Tallgrass Beef of Kansas and the corn-fed beef was obtained from a Nebraska meat counter. Beef was cooked rare and sprinkled with a touch of Jim Balderidge.

Overall the corn-fed looked better and blew grass-fed out of the water with its savory texture. Grass-fed had the edge with a full-on beef flavor which stole 3 votes as a result. 30% market share isn’t bad based on flavor alone. As a result…

Man Counsel endorsement: Beef.

It can be grass-fed, corn-fed, candy-cane-fed, whatever; it’s all better than whatever the hell Clint Eastwood eats.

If she visits popsugar.com she is. I didn’t want to give them a direct link to increase their traffic (because everyone know that mancounsel is a thriving net metropolis right now) but here it is anyway: Stupid Whore Article

To be honest, I didn’t actually read that article. But it’s safe to say that any woman who actually reads shit like that on a regular basis is a raging whore. (Any man who reads it plays for the pink team.)

There’s only one piece of internet media having to do with Paris Hilton that is relevant to being a normal man, and a good portion of it is filmed in night vision.

Americans throw away $15 Billion/year due to non-compliance with Man law #89.

MSN reports that bottled water is a $15 billion dollar industry. Last year, we each drank 28.3 gallons of bottled water. We drink more bottled water than beer… If your household is still purchasing bottled water, let me remind you that even San Francisco has outlawed the purchase of bottled water with government funds.

Therefore, If you buy bottled water you’re less of a man than San Francisco.

Most people don’t know this. I didn’t even know this until today. But it may surprise you to learn that Clint Eastwood is a vegan.

Here is proof:

“I take vitamins daily; but the bare essentials- not what you’d call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit, vegetables, tofu, and other soy products.”

- Clint Eastwood

There really isn’t a lot to say about this- it’s just further proof that a man who is regarded as an icon of masculinity isn’t as far from the emo fag hipsters who infest this world as we thought.